My Friend's Analysis of "My Papa's Waltz"

Analysis of "My Papa's Waltz"
by Ludwig Von Shrinkdik

Personally, I was not a fan of "My Papa's Waltz." It is respectable that he drinks whiskey, as shown by the first line of the poem, rather than simple cheap pisswater. However, real men should be able to hold their liquor enough to not star dancing with little children against their belt buckles. A real man drinks Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum and mutters to himself about the war.